In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2007)

Director: Uwe Boll

Cast: Jason Statham as Farmer, Leelee Sobieski as Muriella, John Rhys-Davies as Merick, Ron Perlman as Norick, Claire Forlani as Solana, Kristanna Loken as Elora, Matthew Lillard as Duke Fallow, Brian J. White as Commander Tarish (as Brian White), Mike Dopud as General Backler, Will Sanderson as Bastian, Tania Saulnier as Talwyn, Ray Liotta as Gallian, Burt Reynolds as King Konreid, Gabrielle Rose as Delinda, Terence Kelly as Trumaine

OK, first off, all of the glowing, gushing reviews here were obviously
(OBVIOUSLY) planted by someone doing PR for the film (which is shameful
in and of itself). There is no way that anyone sane would think this
movie was anything more than laughable tripe.

I saw it at a preview, and have to say that I was expecting much more.
I didn't realize that Ewe Boll was directing, otherwise I would have
skipped it altogether (he should never be allowed near a camera, ever).
However, I like nearly every star, enjoy the genre and have been a big
fan of the video games for years now, so I figured that this would be
worth seeing (nothing will ever compare to LOTR, but it sounded
promising).

So yeah, there's not much I can say that hasn't been said here already.
Horrible dialog, two-dimensional characters, lousy cinematography,
cheesy effects and a plot which is nearly impossible to care about
makes this one worth skipping.

Seriously, don't pay to see this. It will only encourage them to give
Ewe more projects.