Disaster Movie (2008)

Director: Aaron Seltzer

Cast: Matt Lanter as Will, Vanessa Minnillo as Amy, Gary 'G. Thang' Johnson as Calvin (as Gary 'G Thang' Johnson), Nicole Parker as Enchanted Princess / Amy Winehouse Look-A-Like / Jessica Simpson Look-A-Like, Crista Flanagan as Juney / Hannah Montana, Kimberly Kardashian as Lisa (as Kim Kardashian), Ike Barinholtz as Wolf / Javier Bardem Look-A-Like / Police Officer / Hellboy / Batman / Beowulf / Prince Caspian, Carmen Electra as Beautiful Assassin, Tony Cox as Indiana Jones, Tad Hilgenbrink as Prince, Nick Steele as Underwear Model, John Di Domenico as Dr. Phil Look-A-Like / Love Guru, Jason Boegh as Male Carrie, Valerie Wildman as Samantha, Abe Spigner as Flava-Flav Look-A-Like

This movie I saw a day early for free and I still feel like I got
ripped off. It is totally brain dead. Burping, kicking in the groin and
boobs all over the place. Lame. What is wrong with society, that films
like this even get made? The parodies were all horrendous, and
un-funny. The plot was lackluster at best and the acting was shallow,
transparent and really quite unnecessary.

Anyone see "Idiocracy"? Remember the movie that won all the academy
awards in the future? Well this is that movie. I have not seen a more
rancid crappy film. "Date Movie" was okay, The Scary movies at least
had decent plots, but this, this makes "spoofs" (if I can be so nice to
call it that) for this year 0 for 3, with "Meet the Spartans" and
"Superhero Movie" all falling flat.

Well I've wasted even more of my life typing about this sack of cow
dung. So all in all, don't see this movie, unless of course your IQ is
below 80.

Thanks, R